Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2013 09:54:11 -0700
From: David Low
Subject: [BARGE] Random Quotes from Barge 2013

I tried to document a bit more of my Barge 2013 this year. One of the
things I did was try to capture random quotes I heard during my time at
Barge.

Some of these will make sense, others will not. I apologize if I didn't
properly capture the quote. I intentionally did not write down who said or
what the context was. For those that were there when it happened, hopefully
it will remind you of the fun that was had.

"Someone could have left $100k in chips and a beer at the table and the
beer would be at risk".

"That guy was drunk enough to stab you"

"How did it end up with all the good players and Doug?"

"It's not dingy and sad like the 4 queens"

"Why she would put it in the cloud, I have no idea"

"Friends don't let friend use google docs for anything serious."

"This is for politely asking if you could touch my boob"

"So I am 0-1 getting boob at Barge"

"Dippy eggs and beer=85 Not good"

"I didn't drink 3 Thursdays ago and it scared the shit out of me"

"Boobs were involved. =85. Did you motorboat somebody?"

"What are the chances of me having a good hand with 2 pot bets behind me?
=85. Rhymes with zero"

"I am sure I can find a surrogate alcoholic"

"Ya, but I am not wearing any pants"

"Dammit, now I am going to have to drink 2. This day is getting worse and
worse"

"I'm Canadian, we drink one of these before we drink"

"Tables full of Claude's for miles"

"Did I just say skid mark at the table?"

"It's all fun and games until they start licking the felt"

"If he wins, he is going to give it to me and I am going to lick it"

"How do we chop a lammer?"

"I am just milking you like a cow again"

"There is a seat on my left and I am drink and spewy"

"If you give them snakes to eat, they may not leave you alone"

"Losing pots is not my game=85 Yet"

"Vile is the spinach joke"

"I have to cash in one of these just to make up the tips"

"I have now spent more in tokes during this tournament than the buy-in"

"Trying to find a cab in Newark at 5:30am is like being in a 3rd world
country".

"I didn't say it was logic, it was performance art"

"I noticed he had quite a set of man boobs"

"Ron may swim in a dress"