Date: Tue, 09 Aug 2011 00:43:53 -0700
From: Eileen Milligan
Subject: [BARGE] Come to BARGE

 From Karaoke on Friday night. Tune: House of the Rising Sun.

There is a local cardroom.
The name don't matter none.
It's been the ruin of many a poor soul.
And lord I know I'm one.

It started with a simple game.
Five cards and then a draw.
His eyebrows twitch, I know I'm good.
Oh no, my chips are gone.

My friends they say that Hold'em
Is the game to play.
A flop, a turn, a river
Have washed my chips away.

I sold my house, I sold my car.
I know my luck will turn.
The cards will be right, my luck will be good
And I'll have money to burn.

Come to BARGE my friends all say.
You'll have a good time then.
You'll play, you'll drink, and then you'll think
That life's worth livin' again.

I played some Oklahoma,
Baducy and then some Razz,
Binglaha, Studem and Murder
I hope my head don't fall off.

Come to BARGE ... repeat.