Date: Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:15:42 -0700
From: JP Massar
Subject: [BARGE] JP's trip report. How I learned to love the Flop. At
 Binion's, at BARGE.

McCarran. Pink hair!
Pinball museum calls us.
Space Invaders roools.

First Chinese. Gavin!%^%$$#
Beaten like a rented mule.
NL-HORSE. Die. Sigh.

Green Eggs and Ham? No.
9:00 AM Eggs and Barge? Yes.
Must sleep^H^H^H^H^H play Chinese.

Draw one smooth and miss.
Stand pat on eight.  Six better.
Draw one.  More Chinese.

CHORSE goes.  Gavin!*$@#&^%
Beaten like a rented mule.
Moosecock beats Pocker.

Dinner ribeye yum.
Invent Chinese Flop torture.
Must play, must flop, wheee!

Stud.  Rocks.  Not.  I suck.
Pay slowplayed AA like fool.
KK! Out. Chinese.

998 sooooooted.
Nicole beats me like rented...
Kevin's mom rooools.  Me.

Gavin%$#^& leaves for golf!
Beat Grapes, Nissman, Jerrod like...
Credcard roulette.  Oops.

First ever BREST game.
Michelle wants BET to roool me.
No way give up BREST.

Badugi. Barf. Bleh.
Michelle beats me like rented...
Up still.  Thanks, Jerrod!

No Limit starts well.
65 soooted reraise doh!
Steve Evans QQ.

Reindeer games at BARGE!
I play baaaad.  Up before tips!
Must sleep.  Really.  Night.

One PM?  Yes! HORSE!
Saundra thinks I play too loose?
She plays no straddle!

Ice and cab to plane.
Exhausted like rented mule.
SFO, home, zzzzz.