From: foldem Date: Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:56:38 -0700 Subject: [BARGE] Ken's Komments Stephen Cohen Reformed Pussy At the symposium I mentioned that Ken Kubey had written one liners to be added to the tout sheet. Unfortunately I never had the time to put them in, but here they are fir your enjoyment and dismay :) Randy Collack Chip on his shoulder Don Rieck R00LER of Binglaha Jeff Woods Sang for the King and Queen Steven Evans Likes Hot Tuna, not Bush Robert Hwang Action Jackson Warren Sander First in/First out? Dan Loncaric $21K Stud Connie Kellers High place in the bag Seth Maixner S and M, eh? Dan Goldman Here to keep an eye on Lee Corey Imsdahl Pot of Gold teener Regis Donovan 2nd is the new 1st Charles Haynes Charles in Charge Bob Herlien Hosting Pop Festival Bruce Iwamoto Will not sing Rosalita Johnny Kampis Price is Right fan Hector Lozano Princess Diaries? Nah David Croson Knows math and stuff Tom Overton Call if you hate chips Mark Rafn May arrive in the money Wendy Rafn Married Mark, Nuff said Bev Matthews Thinks Paul Walker is cute Paul McMullin Thinks Jessica Alba is cute Steven Markowitz Will Jam with blackjack Mark Trombley Likes the Carnival Tina Gonzalez Summerlin makes me feel fine Sean McGuiness Our own Kirstie Alley Thomas Gabrysch Secret Agent. Oops. Dennis Krein Drank milk as a child Kevan Garrett Trout is back in Vegas John Grout Fills the gaps Masanobu Fujioka Turning American Len Greenberg Only Len G. in town Marc Howard Misses Shemp Mike Tarrant Watched TV in 1996 Jane Loncaric Likes Froot Loops Eugene Morton Salt of the earth Gillian Groves Hot on X-Files John Lloyd Ignatowski's brother Steven Eisenstein Spock won't bluff Brandy Paul Zuzelo Last in rollcall often Rickie Kerndt Abdul fan. Paula, that is. Tom Sims Slick and Terrific Rick Bevan Of all the gin joints... Cliff Matthews No relation to Chris Peter Secor R00LER of R00LERS Donna Gomes Take me to the river Andrew Prock Luddite, whatever that is Justin Weidemann Tommy can you hear me Guy Berentsen Plays craps with animals Lee Crocker No crock Claude Carlson Si Si Senor Patrick Milligan Time(r) is on his side Thomas Abraham Sitting down over there Oliver Juang Hair tips from Charles Dan Chevrie 2-4 player, lives in car Josh Paley Tiltboy non-pussy 2006 Andy Chevrie Knows when to fold 'em John Troell Will gamble for food Nolan Dalla One of a Kind man David Huberman Jennifer Garner fan David Heller Designated Hitter Mary Massey Not gonna take it anymore Bruce Hayek Final Table Frontier Sharon Goldman WPT 3rd place Michael Maurer Rivered on flop Timothy Stine Oh Brother Edmund Hack Is a rocket scientist Denea' Mesa Only Apostrophe at BARGE Paul Person A nice person Anthony VanHollebeke Ain't no Holla Back Girl Jeanne David Up the river without an ace Fred Lawful Qh always your best bet Barry Kornspan Rapper's Delight, yeah! Spencer Sun Jumps on softballs Dave Roberman Lucky on days ending in "Y" Bartholomew Simpson A lot of heart Caryl Aronson Can outplay hubby Sabyl Cohen BAAP potential David Aronson Tiger Woods of BARGE Kevin Knourek That's his last name? John Harkness $20 haiku bounty on Un Chris Sims Patti whips him into shape Jeff Deitch Rollin' down highway 41 Glenn Millar Feuding with Tommy Dorsay Rick Garvey Mr's Clean's nephew Matt Repinski Thinks today is Monday David Fruchter Low flying staplers Eric Gailing Is reading this. Shhh. Stevan Goldman Liberal, NTTAWWT Charles Natkins "Sanitary" Natkins Tim Gomes Is going rock. No wait! Murray Logan Head Hoser Sandi Benditt Like Beckham Mitch Firestone Goodyear for Big-O Mitch James Massar Mystery man Michael Patterson Ate food yesterday Eric Grotke Poker, for example. Leslie Schenkel Chris' grand-niece Ross Poppel Not Russ, damn it! George Wattman 360 nice guy Stephen Daniel Nestle's is suing Stephen Landrum King of the castles David Lawful Wearing clothes right now Steve Nissman Believes in Santa Claus Russell Fox Fills out line 21 Scott Harker Mom bought the book Bill Campion Lost H in war Josh Knepper Chuck Norris fan Phil Gustafson Ivey, Hellmuth, Laak etc. Chris Morgan J.P.'s poor cousin Dennis Picht Batter swung and missed Paul Stine Posh Spice fan Rich Bremer Omaha hi-lo nut-nut nut Edward Pizzarello Beer are hhi Mike Mcbride Tough if moon is full Ronald Nutt Trouble Maker Mike Osborne Made 50 lb. laptop in 80's John Reed Donna's ex Jordan Devenport 141st place baby Tanya Peck Head Virgin Gambooler Claudia Mastroianni Invented radio or pasta Steve Watanabe Phoebe Cates fan Charles Humphrey Metrodome fan Robert Jones Mr. Jones and me James Kittock Student of the game Leslie Walker Always wins in big blind Harry Baldwin Lesser known Baldwin brother Kenny Shei OMG... you bastards Jack Bates Norman's poker playing bro Walter Hunt Brother Mike missed flight John Moser Under the influence of Barge Peter Stephenson P.P.S. Can play Rick Mombourquette Dancing with the Stars Mark Morrow Mmm... Mmm... good Andrew Kuttig Into fun and riducule Charles Weinstock Back! WOO HOO! Barry Tanenbaum Luck bucket Betty Tanenbaum BLT hold the mayo Ken Jordan Can't slam dunk Janace Pierce CardPlayer junkie Andy Hughes Chip collector Jennell Rayos Knows who shot J.R. Marc Kolstad Remembers the Maine Gerald Petersen Flops top set Dave Uemura Trouble spelling name on phone Tim Showalter Plotting Zimmers' murder Ed Galvin Shortest first name at BARGE David Low But feeling better now Doug Lemaire Voted for Pat Paulsen Kyle Minnis Omaha fan, river ace Monte Christensen Double Stoli-cran, repeat Daniel Lykins Eats Oreos one at a time Don Condit Flopped 3 pair in hold'em Bob Irons But won't do windows Terrence Chan Not that innocent Louis Ogus Binglaha virgin. Drool. Asya Kamsky Chips in rack Bob Thomson Taller than Russell Chris Straghalis Cat in the hat John Miller Better at poker than golf Michael Hunter Gets JRX's hand-me-downs Michael Chow Turns hit him Marc Fein And how are you? Lee Jones Stars in his eyes Ken Kubey Off Target Rich Strauss Omar Vizquel fan Michael Brennan Steve Jacobs fan Mordecai Schwartz Upset out West Wing Keith Bronson Wolf in sheep's clothing Patti Beadles Hair by Crayola Bill Chen Bling Bling! Jerrod Ankenman Horseshoe coattails Jim Bullard Heather Locklear's ex Scott Burrington Watch the birdie Stephen Pierce Pain to beat Adam Bachrach Viva Las Vegas Ben Gamble Ben win, Ben Happy Dave McVay Wants to run it 45 times Nick Christenson Couldn't beat Don Perry Best, Peter -- http://zbigniew.pyrzqxgl.com/bargegeek.html A+++ G++ PKR+ PEG- B-- TB ADB++ M+ www.barge.org "There are no strangers at BARGE, just friends we haven't met yet"